The Making of Gary Frenchkiss
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Gary Frenchkiss
Delightful handsome little Gary loves showing off. He's an actor, you see? He lives for treading the boards with his theatre chums. A gifted mimic, he delights in trying out his extensive range of impressions - he can do Rylan offa the telly, Ant (but not Dec), and a wonderful Duke of Edinburgh. Gary considers himself to be the President of the Eamonn Holmes fan club, but the police are currently involved in that one, so we'll keep that between ourselves, okay?
Sharon Bongo
Lovely, lively Sharon is a warrior - she lost her life savings playing Candy Crush five years ago, but then invested her last fiver in Bitcoin, and now has a castle in Portugal. Always calls people by the wrong name.
DJ Toblerone
His collection of white label S-Club 7 records have been taking a battering throughout lockdown as he has been determined to add a bit of cheer to everyone’s life.
Doesn’t believe in streaming music. He thinks it’s a government plot to reduce clutter and lock us all into the Matrix.
The Making of Sugar Ray
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Sugar Ray
Sugar Ray, 27, Pontefract.
Handsome little Sugar Ray is all about rainbows - he can’t get enough of them!
Doesn’t like the heat too much though - he’s recently started a petition on change.org to get rid of the sun. Said he was sick of it and enough was enough.
The Ghost of Jackie Collins
The Ghost of Jackie Collins, -296, Miamiville. No-one really knows what the game is with this one. She’s enigmatic, elusive and, frankly, insane. How can she be a ghost? What kind of ghosting does she do? I’ve never seen her wearing a white sheet in a typical ghost style. What I have seen is her wrestle an Amazon driver to the ground for leaving the gate open. She’s surprisingly strong.
Swingball Benny
Swingball Benny.
This little chap has been listening to an audiobook about long distance endurance runners and now thinks he can jog around the earth powered only by chia seeds soaked in rainwater.
Allergic to oatmeal. Loves Whitney Houston.
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Handsome George
He's gorgeous and he knows it. He was bullied mercilessly at school due to his extreme handsomeness, and then bullied mercilessly as an adult due to his decision several years back to open a hand sanitiser factory.
We all know who's had the last laugh there.
Bruce McFriend
Events manager Bruce once organised a party for Prince Charles but got him mixed up with Prince, the dead purple singer. Hilarity ensued but Camilla wasn't impressed.
Cheesecake Phil
Cheesecake Phil, 30, from Darlington. This guy... Oh my word! The absolute life and soul. He's a disco magnet, often throwing huge parties for the likes of Nile Rodgers and the dead bloke from Boney M. Can levitate on demand.
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