Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Quality Mike, 19, Meanwood. Hand on heart, this little chap is pure class. He's got the lot and is invaluable in a crisis. Need help with assembling a flat pack wardrobe? No sweat - he doesn't even need the instruction booklet. Forgotten what page you were up to in your book because you fell asleep with it on your face? Not a problem - Quality Mike will know. Ran out of Sunny Delight in the 1990's again? He's already on his way to the 24 hour garage to collect some. Whatever the question, Quality Mike has the answer.
He's allergic to Otters though, so keep them the fuck away from him."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!