Robo Scraplets are sneaky. Like little metallic leeches they attached themselves to the Time Machine and tricked their way to present day, happier with the pace of life it offers. They've each undertaken the task of choosing their own names with vigour, immersing their daft little selves in the popular culture of the last thirty years.
"Adrian HD, -344, Colorado.
His vision is perfect, but his brain is scrambled. Aidy insists Ritalin does nowt for him, all it does is suppress his energies and - by God - does he need those energies. For Adrian HD is North America's premier Dinosaur Hunter.
This lifelong obsession with the Jurassic period saw him voted Man of the Year 2403 on the dinosaur.com forums after he posited a very florid thesis stating that dinosaurs never really died out and have been in fact been living among us all this time.
This is yet to be proved"
Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!