"Big Daddy Christmas.
Ho ho ho! Who's this fat little fellow?
It's the man responsible for the existence of Christmas. It's all named after him after he started giving presents to orphans back in 1862. What a guy! His only enemy is some bloke called Jesus or summat. They've been involved in legal wrangles for years now."
Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!