Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Cheryl Wood-Certainly, 33, Pontefract. Master baker Cheryl lives a life of gluttony and excess but somehow maintains her svelte figure with daily powerlifting workouts. She can lift a cow with one hand, as long as she's had a tube of Pringles and a tuna sarnie. She was asked to be the face of Versace years back but told old Gianni to fuck off as she doesn't trust foreign names. Claims that she invented the word 'Brexit'."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!