After some horrific abuse of the Time Machine by Adrian HD we're now offering you the chance to adopt a Jurassic Scraplet, a bonefide time travelling dinosaur.
"Willy Nilly. Quite often regarded as a bit of daftie, but this lumbering lummox has quite the sharp mind. Listened to a shit load of Duolingo tapes and can now speak thirteen languages at a basic level. Well, enough to order a cheese sandwich and book a hotel room at short notice."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation.
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!