Vlad the Inhaler. Old Vlad hasn't done any vampiring for over 200 years now and considers himself to be 'vampire vegan.' Now, he says, he survives merely on inhaling the scent of his victims. Madness. Honestly, he's inhaling left, right and centre. His lungs are fucked.
Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!