Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Tricky Janet, 37, Osmotherly. This little bookworm often mixes facts with fantasy, perhaps deliberately, perhaps not. What we do know is that her words are flexible in terms of their veracity. If she told me the eggs were in the fridge, I'd assume she'd left them elsewhere, s'all I'm saying. She once told Bill Oddie that she'd seen a golden eagle in the garden and we had the mad bastard living in the jasmine for a fortnight."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!