Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"The Rooster, 30, Teddington. This one is first up every day, often just as the party people are off to bed. He enjoys the peace and quiet - for about five or six minutes before he perches on top of the statue of Noel Coward outside the library and starts screeching at the top of his voice. Has been 'advised' several times by the police to go to Bushy Park to do this instead of staying in residential areas. Has disregarded this advice entirely."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!