Dare you take the risk?
Available in three sizes (£25, £50 and £75), the mystery box is the ultimate in Scrapleting risk.
The only thing I can guarantee is that you'll save about 20% on normal Scraplet purchases. You just have no control over who you get - there's about a 1/200 chance you might even end up with evil Baron Creme Fraiche in there, so there's always that element of danger.
Remember, all these Scraplets come with their biographies on a little gift tag so you'll be able to easily identify them when they start causing trouble and you need to call the police again.
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!