Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Terry English, 40, England.
Terry loves football. Euro 2020 was the first time he hasn't followed England at a big tournament since he was a baby Scraplet, due to the old Covid situation. And now he's refusing to go to Qatar because of the treatment of the migrant workers. So he's insisted on having his own viewing shed built, where no-one else is allowed to go, and has painted himself in the England colours.
Terry hates rugby, but really likes women who play rugby. He muttered something about their 'big hands'."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation.
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!