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Simon Le Bomb - Robo Scraplet
Simon Le Bomb - Robo Scraplet
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Simon Le Bomb - Robo Scraplet

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Robo Scraplets are sneaky. Like little metallic leeches they attached themselves to the Time Machine and tricked their way to present day, happier with the pace of life it offers. They've each undertaken the task of choosing their own names with vigour, immersing their daft little selves in the popular culture of the last thirty years. 

"Simon Le Bomb, -201, London Town. Fancy boy Simon is from the future, so technically he hasn't been born yet. I have no idea how this works either, so bear with me. Tells everyone he used to drive space taxis for a living and has the largest collection of Marmite in the Western world. Lord only knows where he keeps all of the gloopy Vitamin B rich yeast extract, because I've checked his bedroom and there's bugger all there. Just old socks, a dartboard and pictures of Princess Sarah Ferguson."

Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.  

£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box.  You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...

NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest.  They're wood decor.  Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them.  Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.

Viva le Scraplets!