After some horrific abuse of the Time Machine by Adrian HD we're now offering you the chance to adopt a Jurassic Scraplet, a bonefide time travelling dinosaur.
"Shonky Willis. Shonky loves trips to Screwfix and ginger ale. She’s never without the latest issue of the Screwfix catalogue and her Trade Card is permanently primed for use. Luckily she recently learnt how to bleed radiators and top up the boiler."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation.
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!