Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Roy Boom, 47, Wallasey. This prick is Boom by name and Boom by nature. Spends most weekdays ordering firecrackers off the internet and doubling them up in his special tubes so that they're extra potent. Loves scaring the shit out of his neighbours in the dead of the night by climbing up their drainpipes and lobbing them through open windows. Once bumped into the BFG on his travels and threw a handful at his enormous face. The BFG has never returned to that part of the North West."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!