Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Roderick Von Lipstick, 42, Keighley. This absolute bastard keeps sneaking himself into the big tubs of Quality Street at supermarkets and then jumping out and scaring unsuspecting old people. He considers himself to be a right 'character'. He's constantly applying to be a contestant on Fun House with Pat Sharp and the lovely twins, totally oblivious to the fact that it's not the 1990's anymore."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation.
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!