Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Robbie Goblins, 26, Horsforth. Little Robbie's a painfully shy creature, generally happy with his own company away from the crowds of city life. He is, however, quietly desperate for a girlfriend and excitedly tried a bit of internet dating recently, but was tricked into downloading Grindr by some of the other more mischievous Scraplets. Ended up burning his phone when he couldn't work out how to turn off notifications or delete apps. I've lent him my old Nokia 3210 so he can at least ring his mum."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!