DUE TO DEMAND SCRAPLETS ARE SOMETIMES TAKING UP TO TWO WEEKS TO PRODUCE AND DISPATCH...

Retro Simon
Retro Simon
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Retro Simon

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This Retro Scraplet has been rediscovered and dragged back from history through the joys of the Time Machine. 

We're lucky to see such a well preserved specimen in this day and age!

"Retro Simon, unknown age and origin.

This little chap is almost too kind for his own good. He gave away his life savings to the very first iteration of Comic Relief due to his love of Lenny Henry. This has never been acknowledged by Mr Henry, despite it swelling the coffers by over £12 million.

Still often wakes up in the night, sweating and shouting "Lenny! Lenny!"

Enjoys ping pong and landscape gardening."

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Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.  

£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box.  You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...

NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them.  Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.

Viva le Scraplets!