This Retro Scraplet has been rediscovered and dragged back from history through the joys of the Time Machine.
We're lucky to see such a well preserved specimen in this day and age!
"Retro Bob, unknown age and origin.
This cheeky little chappie is a veritable fount of historical knowledge, although the veracity of his claims are often disputed. He insists that the Falklands War never happened and that the Commonwealth doesn't exist.
Only gets grumpy on Tuesdays when the bin men always refuse to empty his brown wheelie bin. Because he keeps filling it with soup."
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Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!