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Pat Lampard - Big Scraplet
Pat Lampard - Big Scraplet
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Pat Lampard - Big Scraplet

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Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

"Pat Lampard, 66, London probably.  Grumpy old Pat is being severally tested as Autumn rolls on. She doesn't like the shortening of the days and the encroachment of all the "fucking bastard spiders", as she calls them. She's not as nimble on her feet as she used to be and can't catch and whack them with her slippers anymore, which has led to many scenes of spiders escaping her clutches and then turning round, pointing and laughing heartily.  This is why she drinks."

There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.  

£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box.  You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...

NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them.  Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.

Viva le Scraplets!