"Mickey Snips, 45, Paddington. Considers himself to be the finest vasectomologist in the country, claiming to have performed over 25,000 operations since completing his online course in 2002. Has an extensive collection of blades and scissors that he got off eBay. Loves a Saturday night Lebanese grill with his mum, who he employs as a housekeeper/stable girl."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!