Robo Scraplets are sneaky. Like little metallic leeches they attached themselves to the Time Machine and tricked their way to present day, happier with the pace of life it offers. They've each undertaken the task of choosing their own names with vigour, immersing their daft little selves in the popular culture of the last thirty years.
"Jennifer Gusto, -127, Chichester.
Need some help shovelling that snow? Got a crossword you can't finish? Does that dry shady border need tending a wee bit? Just ask our Jennifer, who approaches any task given to her with reckless abandon. She's rarely efficient, or even correct, but goodness me it's a sight to behold as her sheer force of will and vigour pushes her over the finish line.
I once asked her for crossword help and she merely shouted "Landmine!" at me for three hours. That was not the right answer for seven down."
Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!