Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Bonjour et Sacre Bleu!
Gérard Fontinel, 75, La Rochelle. He's old school and very French indeed. He rarely has a Gauloises out of his hand, often lighting one off the stub of another. Loves lawn bowls (French rules) and fiddling his taxes. Great friends with Fifi La Folle. Unfortunately suffers from a severe water allergy so drinks only wine and Pernod.
Has never worn shoes."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!