Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Dr Lawrence Rocket, 52, Salisbury. Since the whole Novichok debacle, Dr Lawrence Rocket has been on high alert. Lives in a box full of buttons with eye holes cut out, quietly confident that the Russians won't get him there. That didn't stop him from recently having a fight with a man over an egg sandwich (which he won, handsomely) only to find out that there was an excess amount of cress. He was gutted."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!