Robo Scraplets are sneaky. Like little metallic leeches they attached themselves to the Time Machine and tricked their way to present day, happier with the pace of life it offers. They've each undertaken the task of choosing their own names with vigour, immersing their daft little selves in the popular culture of the last thirty years.
"Desmond Krankenhaus, -197, Titisee-Neustadt, Germany. Since arriving at the Scraplet Compound from future times Desmond has been regaling us with stories of his childhood in the Black Forest - the long walks he used to take though the scenic pine trees, playing fußball with Jürgen Klopp's great great great great grandson, and having to fight the Giant Deadly Kamikaze Black Forest Trail Snail in kindergarten. And who are we to doubt him? He's a charming chap with a lovely smile, and gives wonderful hugs. Loves water slides and saunas"
Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!