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Danny Diet - Small Scraplet
Danny Diet - Small Scraplet
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Danny Diet - Small Scraplet

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Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

"Danny Diet, 29, Essex. A veritable strongman for the ages. Reputed to be the greatest deadlifter of all time, it's believed he would be a megastar if only he knew how to diet properly. Oh, the irony! Spent a bit of time at Her Majesty's Pleasure after selling some fake Greek myths to Stephen Fry. Likes hip hop and boiled eggs - indeed he can peel a boiled egg with one hand and while blindfolded."

There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.  

£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...

NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them.  Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.

Viva le Scraplets!