Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Chad Valley, 22, Minneapolis. Chad's one of our American friends. Yeehaw! Is he a cowboy? He won't say. But he did tell us that Silicon Valley isn't really made of silicon, which has immediately made it into Dr Whoops' book of shit facts (available from all shit bookshops and shit bakeries very soon).
Like everyone from Minneapolis, Chad was a close friend of Prince, but the numbers don't really add up. He's insistent though, saying he taught him how to be so damn sexy and purple.
The jury's out on this one."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!