Billy the Murderer. Claims to only ever kill evil murderous clowns, so at least there's a level of morality in his work. He says this is a full time job , due to their ever depleting numbers and being so sparsely scattered around the globe. However, he enjoys the travel and has formed a limited company to claim back on his increasing Bovril expenses.
Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!