Robo Scraplets are sneaky. Like little metallic leeches they attached themselves to the Time Machine and tricked their way to present day, happier with the pace of life it offers. They've each undertaken the task of choosing their own names with vigour, immersing their daft little selves in the popular culture of the last thirty years.
"Barry Newbon, -178, Monaco. Bonjour! This little debonair rapscallion from the future arrived at the Scraplet Compound making some wild and fanciful claims. He insists that he was the engineering force behind closing down tax havens and ensuring large corporations actually paid what they owe (happening in 2213 apparently - the wheels of justice really do grind quite slowly). He then set his mind to sorting out the climate and invented a cleaner sort of nuclear fusion (the details of which are too complex for the likes of me) and turned Monaco into a massive power station.
He's a good lad. Smokes a couple too many Gauloises though."
Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!