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Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition
Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition
Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition
Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition
Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition
Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition
Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition
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Vodka John - Medium Scraplet - Limited Edition

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Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.

"Vodka John, 39, Anywhere.  This teller of tall tales started life as a drunken acrobat but retired on the proceeds of a small lottery win. Insists on keeping his blood alcohol level at 50% minimum at all times."

There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.  

£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box.  You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation.

NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest.  They're wood decor.  Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them.  Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.

Viva le Scraplets!