Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Mega Ron, 42, Micklefield. Mega Ron is a secretive little fellow. Very little is known about him as absolute fact but rumours abound. Could it be true that he has a murder cabin on his allotment? Would Mega Nancy allow this? Is he in a WhatsApp group with all the surviving actors who have played James Bond? Is his left foot three shoe sizes bigger than his right? Did he really design and build the first Fiat Panda? Did he arm wrestle Mr T in the 80's and win? Literally nobody knows."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation...
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!