Reclaimed wood robot figure and desk buddy (Scraplet), handmade by me, the Chief Scrapleteer.
"Kim Probable-Cause, 55, Nidderdale. Kim has a penchant for three simple things in life:
1) Cinnamon buns
2) Warhammer
3) Electric boogaloo
She claims vehemently that she used to go out with Boogaloo Sam back in Fresno in the 70's and had a hand in the development of the street dance, but newspaper reports of the time fail to mention her. She blames the patriarchy for this.
To remedy this oversight she has created an army of tiny plastic Orcs to hunt down Boogaloo Sam and get revenge, but she accidentally glued them to the kitchen worktop."
There's a whole cast of fun (and insane) Scraplet characters available in my Etsy store and on www.scraplets.co.uk. Take a look at @scraplets on Instagram for daily Scraplet updates and enter their magical world, listen to their favourite music and get some terrific life advice.
£4 UK P&P across the board for up to 2KG of Scraplets. That’s Royal Mail 2nd class parcel service for you, and the cost of a cardboard box. You might as well buy a family of them given the postage situation.
NB - Scraplets are NOT toys for children, to be honest. They're wood decor. Put simply, they're not really suitable for unsupervised use by children - they've got nails and screws sticking out of them. Common sense and vigilance is advised at all times.
Viva le Scraplets!